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Surplus Rocket Names

I’ve seen a few posts in rocketry forums where people ask for help naming a rocket. I never seem to have that problem.  In fact, right now, I have a surplus of potential rocket names saved up that I’ll probably never get around to using.  So, I thought I would offer them here for the taking.

  • It Looks Like Sausage
  • Freud’s Nightmare
  • Freudian Ship
  • The One Where Rachel Doesn’t Wear a Bra
  • Fred
  • Toad
  • Wet Sprocket
  • What Goes Up
  • Mega Chihuahua
  • Armageddon
  • Bionic Bimbo
  • Alpha II Electric Boogaloo
  • Jabberrocket
  • Snakes on a Rocket
  • Failure to Launch
  • Phfft!
  • Quasimodo
  • Snot
  • Must Come Down